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Poem: An Ode to Sausages

Inspired by Drew’s poetry contest @ The Tattooed Book Geek, here’s a fine piece of poetry by yours truly!

An Ode To Sausages

A sausage is no longer a sausage
when it has shed its skin
Inside out, outside in,
where does the meat begin?

Chopping and grinding,
into the sack it goes
The animals’ woes
any way the wind blows.

As the heat cranks up, 
and it starts to perspire
With the fullest desire
lord, that sausage’s on fire!

Chewing and swallowing,
while grease trickles down my lower lip
Please hand me the official pink slip,
because I like my sausage with a creamy white dip.

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About Anne (231 Articles)
Dutch book reviewer who reviews in English. Grammar nazis beware!! I like brownies. And chamomile tea.

97 Comments on Poem: An Ode to Sausages

  1. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀
    Oh my word! Drew will be so happy to read this poem…
    And what does it say about me if your poem manages to create quite a vivid picture of something else in my head- I’m a pervert… and YOU… are an artist with words, Anne 😀 plus you just made my day…
    I name this day, September 12th, The Sausage Day! Embrace the sausages!

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    • I hope he realises this isn’t an official entry :’). Unless there’s a special sausage consolation prize 😉 . Hahaha, why, thank you XD. We’re all perverts here! Some of us just don’t know it yet.
      WHOOO! Brilliant! 9/12!! HAIL SAUSAGES!

      P.s.-I actually don’t really like sausages all that much :F. They’re usually dry as fuck so I prefer a good steak instead.

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  2. Oh Anne! You and your amazing.. tantilizing sausage 😉 I am sure Drew will be bursting with pride. Let us celebrate the sausages and your new found talent!!!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. That is awesome! 😂 And I agree with Liz, are you really talking about sausages or is the humble sausage used to imply something else! 😂

    Liked by 3 people

  4. This made me grin a big grin. And now i’m hungry haha!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Barbera de Joode // 12/09/2016 at 13:47 // Reply

    Verstuurd vanaf mijn iPhone

    Liked by 1 person

  6. I’ll try and post a constructed and well-thought comment when I stop laughing…. 😂 I’m choking on sausages!!

    Liked by 4 people

  7. ooooo…y’all lil’ nasty girls!!! ;D 😀 😀 (and feller!)

    Liked by 1 person

  8. bookheathen // 12/09/2016 at 14:43 // Reply

    BRAVO!!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. oh my god 😀 😀 😀 I can’t believe what I just read 😀 this is awesome!

    Liked by 2 people

  10. rashthedoctor // 12/09/2016 at 16:20 // Reply

    I really thought you were joking when you said you were gonna write a sausage poem . This is absolutely hilarious 😳🙈

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Hilarious! The innuendo killed me.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Cheeks red fans thyself looks around the office smh what did I just read?!?! LMAOOO!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. LOL! This is great!! I love it

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Actually dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  15. So…just to get this straight…
    Is “sausage” a metaphor? 😉
    😂

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Ihabe no words. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  17. Claire @ bletheringbylinley // 14/09/2016 at 17:25 // Reply

    Brilliant! Now I am hungry and I don’t have any sausages in 😦

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  18. hahaha wonderful!

    Liked by 1 person

  19. summerjanacek // 17/11/2016 at 00:28 // Reply

    This was great! Made me giggle

    Liked by 1 person

  20. karanblogs // 23/12/2016 at 12:40 // Reply

    hahahaha very well written indeed 😀
    It would be my honor if you can check out my blog too and take a look at my poems anytime 🙂

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