Poem: An Ode to Sausages
Inspired by Drew’s poetry contest @ The Tattooed Book Geek, here’s a fine piece of poetry by yours truly!
An Ode To Sausages
A sausage is no longer a sausage
when it has shed its skin
Inside out, outside in,
where does the meat begin?Chopping and grinding,
into the sack it goes
The animals’ woes
any way the wind blows.As the heat cranks up,
and it starts to perspire
With the fullest desire
lord, that sausage’s on fire!Chewing and swallowing,
while grease trickles down my lower lip
Please hand me the official pink slip,
because I like my sausage with a creamy white dip.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀
Oh my word! Drew will be so happy to read this poem…
And what does it say about me if your poem manages to create quite a vivid picture of something else in my head- I’m a pervert… and YOU… are an artist with words, Anne 😀 plus you just made my day…
I name this day, September 12th, The Sausage Day! Embrace the sausages!
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I hope he realises this isn’t an official entry :’). Unless there’s a special sausage consolation prize 😉 . Hahaha, why, thank you XD. We’re all perverts here! Some of us just don’t know it yet.
WHOOO! Brilliant! 9/12!! HAIL SAUSAGES!
P.s.-I actually don’t really like sausages all that much :F. They’re usually dry as fuck so I prefer a good steak instead.
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😀 😀 😀
the society of undercover perverts!
You don’t like sausages? Girl, you just haven’t bit into a good sausage yet! XD Agree on steak though… thinking of steak
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Somebody should start a secret club for it or smth ;). Hahaha, seems like haven’t! :’) Yeah, steak…drools
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Not sure how I missed this comment, but are they dry as you sucked them dry!?! Yeah, I went there! 😂
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:’) Hells no! I’ve got other stuff I use to whiten my teeth with!
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Oh Anne! You and your amazing.. tantilizing sausage 😉 I am sure Drew will be bursting with pride. Let us celebrate the sausages and your new found talent!!!
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Hahahaha :D. Let’s hope this abomination of a poem will be a 1-time thing, though, for everyone ;).
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One off for you, maybe, but I just shared it with 2300 people on Twitter…it’s going viral, kiddo!! 😀
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chokes on tea hahahaha XD VIRAL!! ❤
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oooops…poor, if satirically humourous, choice of words! 😀 😀
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Makes a change to choke on tea rather than choking on a sausage hey Anne! 😂
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So I might have a throat problem! :’)
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Oh I think you should do a monthly poetry post on Inked Brownies😉
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LOL, yeah. No. XD
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Come on.. play nice 😘
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I only have so many phallus shaped topics for poems 😉
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That is awesome! 😂 And I agree with Liz, are you really talking about sausages or is the humble sausage used to imply something else! 😂
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😀 Well, it’s tagged as suggestive poetry ;). But for the sake of any family members coming across this post: yes, good sausage. Me like grease. Yum yum!
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It’s suggestive all right! Damn, Anne! 🙌 You got a little something on your chin. 😂 I think after your questions about sex tapes and this poem you might be out smutting me. 😂 I might have to break my crown in half and share it with you. 👑 Maybe I’ll start sharing my smutry with someone other than Drew. 😂🙈🙊😉 The internet needs this poem. 🙂
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Well, think I’ll have to at least copy this poem into the post tomorrow, just so the bloggerdsphere can read it again! 👍😂
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The world needs to read about Anne’s love of sausage grease. 😂
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Ha, Anne likes to get greased up! 😂
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Yup, she gets down and dirty. 😂 Way to take one for the team, Anne! 🙈🙊
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Surely if it’s a team she’d take more than one?!?! 😂
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Tut! I’m lost for words here again XD
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Muahaha, Payback Anne Payback! 😂
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It keeps my skin young and supple :’)
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Ha! No you didn’t. 🙈🙊🤗 Go, Anne!
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HA! But then there’ll be an Ode to Sausages on your blog! :’)
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No worse than that necrophilia question Anne! 😂
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Ahahaha, good thing I’ve always got tissues next to my laptop XD. LOL, you can just shine the light of your crown on me and I’ll be satisfied with that :’). You’re still the Queen, my dear. HA!! You know where to find me :’) does Jimmy Carr laughter
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Hahaha! 😂 You’re killing me today. Lol At least you come prepared. 🙈🙊
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When Jill said that you have something on your chin and you said it helps keep your skin healthy and nice all I could think of was something that Estonians say (maybe elsewhere in the world as well).. so, so sorry but I’m going to be direct here and drop the innuendo act and just blurt it out- a cum stain isn’t a shame stain! and if your family reads this- Hi waves… This is not Anne’s fault!
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Lmao! The smut this poem is getting out of people! :’) IT’S AMAZING! And no, I haven’t heard of that saying ever, but it’s bloody brilliant XD. Yes, hello family members! This is not Anne at all. Anne doesn’t even speak English. Forget you saw this. Bye!
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This made me grin a big grin. And now i’m hungry haha!
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😀 Yeah, me too! And there’s only cucumbers in the fridge :’)
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I have tea so I’m all good 🙂
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Tea fills you up? 😀
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YUP. I’m a tea jenny. (You may have noticed that trend with Rozzen in my books :p ) I didn’t enter this competition. No time to write something new. I did add some poetry and short stories to myblog though. It prompted that out of me at least lol! And I reblogged the post 🙂
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Oh, so am I! But I need something to nibble on as well :D. (and everything I say here sounds perverted). I don’t think I truly entered it either :D. Some of the greatest poems were sent to Drew and this piece of ‘art’ is just for the hell of it :). Yaaay x2!
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Lol! Gigglefest
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Good thing I mentioned the cucumbers and filling you up :’)
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snigger you know at valentines day Tesco advertises them as a perfect gift 😂
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Lmao, really?!
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Yup
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Lmao, oh myyyy!
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Wah 😦 Ok that didn’t work 😦
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Yeah, WP is being a complete dildo with images, but I just went to the url :D. See if I can fix it in the comments as well
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Verstuurd vanaf mijn iPhone
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I’ll try and post a constructed and well-thought comment when I stop laughing…. 😂 I’m choking on sausages!!
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❤ :’) Well, that’s better than choking on something else now innit? XD
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Oh no, not you aswell, is choking on sausages a female thing!?! 😂
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You never choke on yours then?
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ooooo…y’all lil’ nasty girls!!! ;D 😀 😀 (and feller!)
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It’s like everyone’s in heat lately. Which will pass once winter finally arrives. Or at least, for some of us 😀
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…done fergot whut that iz. s i g h
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Remind me to send the 2017 calendar of Men in Kilts to you for Christmas 😉
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oooo’ baby! Now that sounds like a plan!!! I’m always up for little “social stimulation”, Old Fossil or not!!:D 😀 😀
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It’s a plan then! 😉
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Now there’s a gift I can whole heartedly get behind! Bugger the firemen, let’s have some burly highlanders!
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Hear hear! You’re getting one too then! 😉
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BRAVO!!
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Mille grazie!! bows
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oh my god 😀 😀 😀 I can’t believe what I just read 😀 this is awesome!
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Hahaha, top notch poetry here isn’t it?! XD
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Definitely 😀
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I really thought you were joking when you said you were gonna write a sausage poem . This is absolutely hilarious 😳🙈
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Oh no, if I say I’ll do something, I’ll do it XD. Which isn’t always a good thing ^^
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Yeah i just figured that out 😄
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Hilarious! The innuendo killed me.
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😀 Thank you!
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Cheeks red fans thyself looks around the office smh what did I just read?!?! LMAOOO!!!
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Hahaha, maybe I should’ve added a NSFW to the title! :’) But then again, this is just an innocent poem on sausages (A)
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LOL! This is great!! I love it
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Thank you!! I was worried I’d offend some vegetarians with this XD
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Actually dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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:-*
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So…just to get this straight…
Is “sausage” a metaphor? 😉
😂
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It’s all in the eye of the beholder! does mysterious sweep with arms 😉
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Oooh, so it’s like that, huh? Well, I’m going to assume it’s about the breakfast food. My dirty mind needs to calm down, lol! 😉
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That’s probably for the best then 😂. My next poem might be about cucumbers. Cause I’m a foodie, obviously 😏😘
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Oh, of course. Big banana fan, are you? 😉
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I always take a banana to bed with me. And that’s a true statement!! XD
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Lolololol! 😂😂😂😂😂
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❤ 😉
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Ihabe no words. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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But apparently I have typos. 😂
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LOL :’) you were just preparing for Oktoberfest with your German there 😉 sausages and beer!! :’)
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Brilliant! Now I am hungry and I don’t have any sausages in 😦
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Thank you!! 😉 You can always improvise! :’)
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hahaha wonderful!
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❤
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This was great! Made me giggle
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Thank you! 😉
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hahahaha very well written indeed 😀
It would be my honor if you can check out my blog too and take a look at my poems anytime 🙂
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