The Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator
Due to going on a trip to meet up with Cindy today and getting stuck in a massive traffic jam on the way back home (welcome to Holland!), there won’t be a bookish post from me this Monday. Cindy and I have definitely been getting our review modes on today, though, only this time, it involved some people’s poor fashion choices :’) (while I was wearing my smothering yellow hiking boots from the ’90’s while it was 28 degrees outside).
Because I’ll be in the hospital tomorrow (hence, no post either then), I thought I wouldn’t leave you lot without a bit of fun, at least.
So here’s a post from That’s So Jacob which I thoroughly enjoyed:The Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator!
My memoir would be called: ‘Zero Purple Sleeping Pills: the Lost Wife’ That’s some pretty deep shit eh? What’s yours? 😀
One Small Boat. Three Little Words. Five Smooth Stones.
Everyone’s read at least one in their life: an overly dramatic, too sappy memoir that is some person’s personal journey to emotional, mental, physical, or spiritual health/perfection/nirvana, and so can you. They show up in book clubs, on summer reading lists, and in psychiatrists’ waiting rooms. And they’re all equally annoying.
Well, guess what? Now, thanks to That’s So Jacob, you can have an instant best-seller with a personalized overly dramatic memoir about your life in a few simple steps!
Behold: That’s So Jacob’s Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator.
- Pick the first digit of your phone number. Mine is four.
- If you were born between January and June, pick a word that describes the first thing you touch with your left hand. If you were born between July and December, pick the first color you see when you…
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Two Tan Speakers: I was a Secret Gym Teacher.
Makes absolutely no sense!
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So you’re saying you weren’t secretly a gym teacher??! :’)
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We are awesome! Just saying :p
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Fo sho! does posse hand sign thingy
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Seven Baby Kleenexes: The Hidden Prostitute
😂😂😂
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Hahahahaha :’D. Oh myyy, that’s a winner for sure!
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Can I have quillables number: Drawn shades and Cheetohs
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LOL :’).
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That’s very clever. I got Two Blue Books. If you’re interested in what I am you can look me up.
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The Lost Centenarian?? XD Or the Lost Addict? You’re too young to be the first 😉
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Thank you, Anne. You will be my friend for life – all 100 years of it.
Yes, it’s the second!
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Haha! YES! A book addict doesn’t sound that far from the truth now does it? 🙂
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Zero Black Scotch Tape: Battered Runaway xD
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Hahahaha XD Luckily, you didn’t have any duct tape lying on that table eh? 😉 That would be CREEPY!!
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Oh I do actually evil laughs
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Gasps!
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Six Black Coffees: Homeless Midwife in Training
Dear lord – midwife?!!. That memoir would indeed be melodramatic and painful.
I would be the WORST [ insert any medical profession here ]. I have no sympathy and I will probably always have to call my mum (the nurse) for what to take when I’m sick.
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Hahahaha, and a homeless one on top of that XD. Like, how does that even work when you need to sanitize the shit out of things??
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I have no idea – maybe that’s why I never progressed passed the training stage…?
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My brothers is my favourite: Four Brown Napkins: A Runaway Midwife
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LOL, that sounds so gross yet adventurous?
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