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The Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator

Due to going on a trip to meet up with Cindy today and getting stuck in a massive traffic jam on the way back home (welcome to Holland!), there won’t be a bookish post from me this Monday. Cindy and I have definitely been getting our review modes on today, though, only this time, it involved some people’s poor fashion choices :’) (while I was wearing my smothering yellow hiking boots from the ’90’s while it was 28 degrees outside).

Because I’ll be in the hospital tomorrow (hence, no post either then), I thought I wouldn’t leave you lot without a bit of fun, at least.
So here’s a post from That’s So Jacob which I thoroughly enjoyed:

The Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator!

My memoir would be called: ‘Zero Purple Sleeping Pills: the Lost Wife’ That’s some pretty deep shit eh? What’s yours? 😀

That’s So Jacob

One Small BoatThree Little WordsFive Smooth Stones.

Everyone’s read at least one in their life: an overly dramatic, too sappy memoir that is some person’s personal journey to emotional, mental, physical, or spiritual health/perfection/nirvana, and so can you. They show up in book clubs, on summer reading lists, and in psychiatrists’ waiting rooms. And they’re all equally annoying.

Well, guess what? Now, thanks to That’s So Jacob, you can have an instant best-seller with a personalized overly dramatic memoir about your life in a few simple steps!

Behold: That’s So Jacob’s Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator.

  1. Pick the first digit of your phone number. Mine is four.
  2. If you were born between January and June, pick a word that describes the first thing you touch with your left hand. If you were born between July and December, pick the first color you see when you…

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Dutch book reviewer who reviews in English. Grammar nazis beware!! I like brownies. And chamomile tea.

21 Comments on The Overly Dramatic Memoir Generator

  1. pastryandprimer // 06/06/2016 at 21:09 // Reply

    Two Tan Speakers: I was a Secret Gym Teacher.

    Makes absolutely no sense!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. We are awesome! Just saying :p

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Seven Baby Kleenexes: The Hidden Prostitute
    😂😂😂

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Can I have quillables number: Drawn shades and Cheetohs

    Liked by 1 person

  5. bookheathen // 07/06/2016 at 09:26 // Reply

    That’s very clever. I got Two Blue Books. If you’re interested in what I am you can look me up.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Zero Black Scotch Tape: Battered Runaway xD

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  7. katelynnhillier // 08/06/2016 at 18:52 // Reply

    Six Black Coffees: Homeless Midwife in Training
    Dear lord – midwife?!!. That memoir would indeed be melodramatic and painful.
    I would be the WORST [ insert any medical profession here ]. I have no sympathy and I will probably always have to call my mum (the nurse) for what to take when I’m sick.

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  8. katelynnhillier // 08/06/2016 at 19:53 // Reply

    My brothers is my favourite: Four Brown Napkins: A Runaway Midwife

    Liked by 1 person

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